From a Mind-Control Cult's Handbook

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As a key part of your

1. induction as an advanced member of our organization, you will be trained in the use of the galvanic skin response

2. transducer in therapy sessions with new clients. The GSR device senses subtle variations of electrical

3. conduction of the skin over time. You will learn how to read the output

4. produced and how to interpret what the device has

5. adduced . You will learn how to

6. conduct your initial interview, how to

7. deduce the root of your client's disturbances, and ultimately, how to

8. reduce them to help your client lead a more

9. productive life. Exemplary performance at this level will be rewarded by a significant

10. reduction of your tuition fees.